I would like to speak to the management, please…

Lake Michigan is usually pretty placid:

Lake Michigan at Diversey Harbor

What my usual morning runs look like.

I got excited when I saw this yesterday:

Flood & Despair warning

Uptown Update warning Saturday.

 

 

So I went for a run and… well… I guess that’s cool, but they oversold me on the destruction and mayhem a little:

Whatever.

Wah. Wanh.. Waaaahhhhhhhh…